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His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
siamese twins to be seperated within the yearYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half -
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T: Why are they calling me a lame duck?
G: It's rhyming slang.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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He who laughs last, is a leftie, old Labour, tax and spend, jaw twitching, TW@TFirst Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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wow that's a bit strong, can't believe the mods haven't picked this one up yet. I would tend to agree with you, though.Originally posted by supremepodsYou're a cunt you are BrownComment
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"I'll see this country burn to ashes before I hand it to you"Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
International Talk Like a Pirate DayComment
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Brown: Your powers are weak, old man.Originally posted by Mordac
Bliar: You can't win, Brown. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Brown: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a country is insignificant next to the power of the Treasury.
Brown: Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Free Enterprise and will soon see the end of Small Business.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Blair: This contracting lark is goodOriginally posted by Mordac
Brown: Yup were just extending our Contracts....and the rate's cool as wellComment
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Originally posted by Mordac
"You may be laughing now, Gordie, but you haven't seen my expense claim !"It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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