Wise Words

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

Let your boat of life be light,
packed with only what you need -

a homely home and simple pleasures,
one or two friends, worth the name,

someone to love and someone to love you,
a cat, a dog and a pipe or two,

enough to eat and enough to drink, for thirst is a dangerous thing.

Jerome K Jerome
Three Men in a Boat

Seen outside a pub somewhere on the River Kennet and all the more wiser after 2 pints of Brakspear Best

 

[FatLazyContractor]

Let your boat of life be light,
packed with only what you need -

a homely home and simple pleasures,
one or two friends, worth the name,

someone to love and someone to love you,
a cat, a dog and a pipe or two,

someone to shag and someone to blow you,
a coke, a bottle and a crack or two,

enough to eat and enough to drink, for thirst is a dangerous thing.

Jerome K Jerome
Three Men in a Boat

Seen outside a pub somewhere on the River Kennet and all the more wiser after 2 pints of Brakspear Best

FTFY

 

[MrMarkyMark]

Let your boat of life be light,
packed with only what you need -

a homely home and simple pleasures,
one or two friends, worth the name,

someone to love and someone to love you,
a cat, a dog and a pipe or two,

enough to eat and enough to drink, for thirst is a dangerous thing.

Jerome K Jerome
Three Men in a Boat

Seen outside a pub somewhere on the River Kennet and all the more wiser after 2 pints of Brakspear Best

Funny another poster was chatting about the Kennet just the other day, Phil Rouge.
No longer around any more unfortunately

 

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

Funny another poster was chatting about the Kennet just the other day, Phil Rouge.
No longer around any more unfortunately

Nice bit of tautology :

 

[AtW]

Dull sockie: -1/10

 

[fullyautomatix]

Wasn't this waste of space sockie squashed a while ago? How do they re incarnate so easily?

 

[FatLazyContractor]

How do they re incarnate so easily?

As easily as you type tulip here.