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[vetran]

Brit cuffed for Kyrgyz 'horse penis' sausage quip • The Register

Brit cuffed for Kyrgyz 'horse penis' sausage quip
Mock local delicacy chuchuck at your peril
A British man is facing a possible five years in a Kyrgyz jail after ill-advisedly comparing local horse meat sausage chuchuck to a stallion's todger.

Welding superintendent Michael McFeat was celebrating New Year's Eve at the Kumtor open-pit goldmine in eastern Kyrgyzstan when he posted photos on Facebook of a "fantastic Hogmanay feast". Accompanying the snaps was a description of "Kyrgyz people queuing out the door for there [sic] special delicacy the horses [sic] penis"

sort of thing I would say

 

[BrilloPad]

I saw "beef jizz" on menu in Dubai recently. I put up a facebook picture of it. Dare I return?

 

[vetran]

Knowing you, then you probably shagged half the Royal Family so no