Wahey

[DaveB]

Other half has had a stinking cold for the last week with a resulting lack of conjugals. Just had an absolutely filthy text message from her indicating that :

a) She is feeling much better
b) I'm on a promise tonight.

Time for an early finish in the office I think

 

[ladymuck]

Or, is there something on TV that she doesn't want you to watch that clashes with Eastenders?

 

[The Lone Gunman]

photos to "test please delete" I assume.

 

[sasguru]

Other half has had a stinking cold for the last week with a resulting lack of conjugals. Just had an absolutely filthy text message from her indicating that :

a) She is feeling much better
b) I'm on a promise tonight.

Time for an early finish in the office I think

Try and slip in through the back door to surprise her.

 

[mcquiggd]

And if she says 'oooh... the post is late today'.... finish up, then divorce her....

 

[wobbegong]

Try and slip in through the back door to surprise her.

Maybe that was what she suggested in the text!

 

[Phoenix]

Other half has had a stinking cold for the last week with a resulting lack of conjugals. Just had an absolutely filthy text message from her indicating that :

a) She is feeling much better
b) I'm on a promise tonight.

I told her to stop sending those messages to me last week!...........

 

[n5gooner]

Try and slip in through the back door to surprise her.

Feel it coming
Its knocking at the door
You know its no good running
Its not against the law
The point of no return
And now you know the score
And now youre learning
Whats knockin at your back door