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Topical joke.

The joke should be; a German invites an Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek for a drink and asks them to pay.

The German owns a clip joint and the drinks are very expensive. They can’t afford for them so the German lends them the money at low interest because Goldman Sachs have just fiddled there accounts and credit rating. The Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek are so happy they decide to dink all night and the German is so happy until he finds out that Goldman Sachs has fiddled the books. The German tells the Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek that the inteest on his loan is now seven times higher. The Irishman, a Spaniard, a Portuguese and a Greek go home and tells their families that they cant afford food for the next twenty years.
and anybody who suggests Goldman Sachs are to blame is clearly an anti-semite, plotting along with the German to annex the Sudetenland, conquer the rest of Europe and commit genocide.
 
and anybody who suggests Goldman Sachs are to blame is clearly an anti-semite, plotting along with the German to annex the Sudetenland, conquer the rest of Europe and commit genocide.

I don't understand all this intelligent humour. Can't you put tulip, **** or bollox in there so I can find it funny as well?
 
**** tulip bollocks norks

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Much you crack me up... so funny....
 

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