This jeffing place…..

[darmstadt]

Just go pick up and old secondhand one which is sure to be dirty and noisy. Get a couple of mates in an old Transit to deliver it and stick it in the office so it annoys the hell out of everyone.

 

[hyperD]

Put one of these in the fridge

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p-jokes/toilet/long-turd-100.jpg

 

[crack_ho]

Jumped up PA sends stroppy emails on a daily basis about the fridge where people keep milk in for their coffee. She uses it herself for her morning oats. (Sadly not provided by my good self, she has a rack and a half )

Sit on her lap, cry 'bitty' and suckle your milk.

 

[Jog On]

Buy a cow and bring it in to the office