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The Electrick Hammer

By the way, what else did Homer invent? An alarm that beeps every three seconds when everything is alright, a shotgun which shoots make-up onto women’s faces, a reclining chair which has a built-in toilet, and a chair with two hinged legs on the back so it can’t be tipped over backwards…

Looking at her slap on as she leaves for work I think SWMBO already applies the war paint with one of these.
 

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