sh1t advice

[BrilloPad]

Now that I've hit 40 I decided to get back into shape and have decided to have a large dump. Problem is now I can't do a sh1t big enough! I've got a black tie event coming up soon and I really need to do a big one soon or I will look like a fat git.

What can I do to sort out this issue and look like Daniel Craig in James Bond?

 

[RetSet]

Deep squats.

Thighs to parallel.

'Ass to grass'.

And if you want to move a really big one, do it in the safety of a power cage.

 

[petergriffin]

You sound like you hit 40 in 1984.

 

[Alias]

LSD ?

 

[MicrosoftBob]

Eat a tub full of Naga chillies, followed by 16 pints of Bass

Problem sorted

 

[doodab]

Movicol

 

[Alias]

Movicol

and plenty of water

FTFY

 

[greenlake]

What can I do to sort out this issue and look like Daniel Craig in James Bond?

Embrace the fatness....

 

[nomadd]

Problem is now I can't do a sh1t big enough!

Try the Divide and Conquer approach: break your large problem up into a series of smaller problems.

Lots of fruit will help.

 

[speling bee]

Now that I've hit 40 I decided to get back into shape and have decided to have a large dump. Problem is now I can't do a sh1t big enough! I've got a black tie event coming up soon and I really need to do a big one soon or I will look like a fat git.

What can I do to sort out this issue and look like Daniel Craig in James Bond?

You could always do MF. He's a big sh1t.

HTH