Outsourcing Samaritans

[Churchill]

Last night I was so depressed I rang the Samaritans.

It turns out that they've outsourced to Pakistan.

I told the bloke on the end of the phone I was feeling suicidal.

He wanted to know if I could fly a plane...

 

[DaveB]

Last night I was so depressed I rang the Samaritans.

It turns out that they've outsourced to Pakistan.

I told the bloke on the end of the phone I was feeling suicidal.

He wanted to know if I could fly a plane...

I'm totally pissed off.

Sixty quid for my new computer game and it keeps crashing!

"Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulator" is crap!

Welcome to the Churchill School of Charm and Sensitivity.

 

[Churchill]

Welcome to the Churchill School of Charm and Sensitivity.

I never said I wan't a Northern Sexist Bigot, now did I?

 

[DaveB]

I never said I wan't a Northern Sexist Bigot, now did I?

Churchill is the reincarnation of Bernard Manning and I claim my £5!

 

[DBA_bloke]

Last night I was so depressed I rang the Samaritans.

It turns out that they've outsourced to Pakistan.

I told the bloke on the end of the phone I was feeling suicidal.

He wanted to know if I could fly a plane...