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xoggoth

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What would it be called if

a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

Just asking like.
 
What would it be called if

a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

Just asking like.

Are you writing xogtales vol 2?
 
What would it be called if

a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?

Just asking like.

Doubly disappointing


What would it be called if

b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?

Just asking like.

I'm in Suffolk, I don't understand the hypotesis


What would it be called if

c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

Just asking like.

It would put the willies up me!
 
What would it be called if

a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

Just asking like.

a) A double disapointment

b) A Darwin award

c) A paranormal ejaculation.
 
What would it be called if

a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself? Gay
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her? Bestiality
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it? How does a non-corporeal ghost bonk a body?

Just asking like.
HTH
 
What would it be called if

a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

Just asking like.

It would be called "being Xenophon"
 
What would it be called if

a) You travelled back in time and bonked yourself?
b) Science transformed your sister into an entirely different species and then you bonked her?
c) Your ghost met up with your body which had become a zombie and bonked it?

Just asking like.

Does sound like another new plot for new Xoggy book - I'd buy it for the Kindle!
 

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