I'm not well!!!

[Clippy]

Oh please... give me a break - I'm bloody ill too.

We just have colds...

Of course he's dying... he typed that whole post with his best hang dog expression and a sigh for every word he typed...

Kick a man when he's on his death bed, why don't you!

 

[wobbegong]

CM says it's a cold!

She's obviously not got what I have.

Are women more resilient to this? Has some extremist group of lesbian all men are bastards rug munchers engineered some kind of superbug?

CM's brave when I'm poorly, she thinks I'm a big girls blouse! Just wait until I'm better, I'll show her, oh yes!

I think I'll sneak upstairs and hide all her shoes...

Pull yourself together man!! A sniffle never hurt anyone. Now come on, chop chop, let's see that stiff upper lip, what, what?

 

[threaded]

CM says it's a cold!

She's obviously not got what I have.

Are women more resilient to this? Has some extremist group of lesbian all men are bastards rug munchers engineered some kind of superbug?

CM's brave when I'm poorly, she thinks I'm a big girls blouse! Just wait until I'm better, I'll show her, oh yes!

I think I'll sneak upstairs and hide all her shoes...

You know I've not had a cold since I took to twice daily training rides on my bicycle. It was like -3 this morning, and I feel real good.

I have a theory that colds aren't just a virus, but a virus working on an immune system weakened by a lack of vitamin D and a few other knock on effects. That is why colds and flu don't follow the normal epidemiological patterns, but I feel follow more closely day lengths.

 

[cojak]

Wrap up warm and stay out of draughts.

And the occaisional hot toddy will work wonders too.