How does one get rid

[threaded]

The true contractors solution

I thought you would have moved house, just to make sure like

No, I collect houses.

I did have one house with a really dodgy drain, but a council busy-body turned up with one of these historical preservation orders saying we couldn't knock down that corner of the house to redo the bathroom. Oddly enough about a week later the local dustbin wagon accidentally reversed into it anyway. So it got sorted at the same time it was rebuilt, with the council insurance paying the lot, and because of the preservation order, it was all the top craftsmen too.

Which is nice.

 

[BoredBloke]

Of the bad smell in the washing machine that occurs when her indoors has left a load in there for too long?

Have you tried switching it off and then back on again?

 

[Scrag Meister]

Of the bad smell in the washing machine that occurs when her indoors has left a load in there for too long?

1. Get a new wife/partner who is prompt in emptying the machine when the cycle has finished./
2. Get off your @rse and promptly empty the machine at the end of the cycle
3. Pay a housekeeper who gets off their @rse and promptly empties the machine at the end of the cycle.
4. Do any of the above in the local laundrette.

 

[Clippy]

Try bleeding your radiators.