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cats

They say dog is a man’s best friend and I can prove it.

I locked my dog in the boot of the car for two hours and when I let him out he licked my face and wagged his tail. When I did the same thing to my wife, she went crazy and tried to bite me.
 
They say dog is a man’s best friend and I can prove it.

I locked my dog in the boot of the car for two hours and when I let him out he licked my face and wagged his tail. When I did the same thing to my wife, she went crazy and tried to bite me.

:laugh
 
The answer's simple. Get yourself a cat.

Make it a horrible cat-killing serial killer cat which only eats other cats so I don't have to feed it and always craps in MR PIKEY SCUM'S garden I would go along with that idea.
 
Cats are pure evil. That's why I like them. Though I wouldn't own one.

If you're going to take pot-shots at them, bear in mind that they're classified under law as wild animals, not vermin. Wild animals harming/maiming/killing/torturing other animals is not illegal. Humans harming/maiming/killing/torturing animals is quite harshly dealt with.

Until someone comes up with a domestic animal, classified under law as a wild animal, that eats cats (or the law changes) - you're stuck.

I find a super-soaker, and mowing orange peel into the lawn quite effective against keeping cats away.

Can't stand them. Horrible creatures.

Much prefer my Burmese python. Least it only kills the wildlife if I let it!
 

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