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Boomed!

Wilmslow

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My 5 year SJA ends at the end of June, so put my name on the company First Aid list to blag a couple of days off on company time to keep it topped up (always a useful thing, as the whole course is 5 days and lasts for 5 years).

I get – wait for it – a whole £80 every 6 months for my services to molest anyone needing first aid.

That is a triple boom :)
 
My 5 year SJA ends at the end of June, so put my name on the company First Aid list to blag a couple of days off on company time to keep it topped up (always a useful thing, as the whole course is 5 days and lasts for 5 years).

I get – wait for it – a whole £80 every 6 months for my services to molest anyone needing first aid.

That is a triple boom :)

There isn't a unit of time small enough to describe how quickly I earn £80.

-threaded
 
I get – wait for it – a whole £80 every 6 months for my services to molest anyone needing first aid.

Well, that will boost the safety record at Permie Co PLC, especially amongst the female staff
 

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