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Are you Superstitious ?

EternalOptimist

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It never ceases to amaze me how people can have the same experience, yet come to different concusions.
I was on the road recently, with a passenger, and we saw a breakdown.
'wow. thats a sh1te place to bust up, thankfully , its never happened to me' says I

'Youre temptimg fate' says he

'What?' says I

'We will break down now. and its all your fault'



we didnt. so it wasnt.

but where do these beliefs come from ? its all gobbledy gook to me
 
I was in a car a while back driving past Tottenham football club while there was a match on. Tottenham versus Liverpool and there was a group of scousers waiting by the side of the road. Don't slow down, don't slow down my mate said. Why? I asked. Do you think one of them might walk out and get knocked over? That's fate that is.

Nah he said. They're a bunching of thieving ***** and they'll have your hubcaps.
 
mind you, just because I am not superstitious, does not mean that I dont believe in malformed, hidious hobgoblins that can infest and destroy an edifice, like a cathedral.
They usually creep out of the shadows , strike from behind and are generally malodorous and nasty.

If anyone sees one, let me know, I have a 'gargoyle blaster' that I can use
 
It never ceases to amaze me how people can have the same experience, yet come to different concusions.
I was on the road recently, with a passenger, and we saw a breakdown.
'wow. thats a sh1te place to bust up, thankfully , its never happened to me' says I

'Youre temptimg fate' says he

'What?' says I

'We will break down now. and its all your fault'



we didnt. so it wasnt.

but where do these beliefs come from ? its all gobbledy gook to me

You should hear some of the nonsense they talk in the church I go to on Sundays!!!
 

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