68 days

[MarillionFan]

Well hello there dear fellow, I don't know where you came from but you certainly were not around last year around Christmas time. Curiously, MarrillionFan was also not around last year also.

Perhaps you are the Santa for the southern hemisphere?

It's a fair cop. You got me.

'Cause I'm the Real Santa Claus, yes I'm the real Santa
All you other Santa Clauses are just imitating
So won't the real Santa please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

 

[d000hg]

It's a fair cop. You got me.

'Cause I'm the Real Santa Claus, yes I'm the real Santa
All you other Santa Clauses are just imitating
So won't the real Santa please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Speaking of which - Santa and Santa: