39 Billion.

[minestrone]

What really do they do in Ireland other than charge minimal corporation tax and not give us Father Ted anymore.

 

[minestrone]

This is a very generous offer.

 

[minestrone]

Can we phone some random numbers in Dublin.

"Hi Shane? you're not Shane? Would you like 5 grand?"

What's the answer going to be?

 

[Mordac]

A thousand quid for each UK tax payer? Police budget for 3 years?

I've got a novel idea, we offer it to Ireland in a lump sum, would pay off 30% of their national debt in one go.

Who the fook would even consider doing something that stupid?

 

[minestrone]

Can we phone some random numbers in Dublin.

"Hi Shane? you're not Shane? Would you like 5 grand?"

What's the answer going to be?

"I'll do the drive, back and side for 4k, boys will be round the morrow."

 

[minestrone]

Who the fook would even consider doing something that stupid?

"The Irish"

 

[minestrone]

As I'm Irish I can get away with these jokes.