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It's rained all frigging day.
Ho hum.
Read on for existential angst.
Buy now whilst stocks last.
Feck me, I've done my back whilst gardening.
Nearly completely fecked now.
Send flowers & coffin.
Back greatly improved as long as I keep moving.
Seizes up otherwise.
Weather dire, gales...