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Recent content by Uncle Albert

  1. Uncle Albert

    Trump's up to snuff

    Coming to you exclusively on TrumpTV (subscription required). With the option to vote for which part of the body they aim for.
  2. Uncle Albert

    Do your bit for Parkinson's research

    Mine was 40 :eek I've never had much of a sense of smell though and there's no family history of Parkison's.
  3. Uncle Albert

    The journey of

    Or both...
  4. Uncle Albert

    The journey of

    Wait till they start wanting to do Masters and PhDs. :tantrum: I've had three at various unis in various countries for most of the last 6 years.
  5. Uncle Albert

    Oh the relief!

    I've got bad news for you if you used a teabag to make your cuppa. https://www.dailymail.com/health/article-15752343/cancer-linked-toxin-tea-microplastics-nanoplastics.html You can always rely on the Fail to have an article on {insert literally anything} causes cancer.
  6. Uncle Albert

    Are you a Fann* Magnet

    It would be quite inconvenient if they kept flying over and sticking to you.
  7. Uncle Albert

    i have the feeling

    Invest in a hot property in Clacton. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/172598297#/?channel=RES_BUY
  8. Uncle Albert

    old computers

    https://rebooted.me/ Rebooted is a charity that gives prisoners and their children the devices, training and support they need to learn. We collect, cleanse, and rebox donated Windows 10 laptops, installing secure ChromeOS for safe use. Devices are distributed to eligible ex-offenders and...
  9. Uncle Albert

    EES delays

    Just re-joining the EU won't make any difference. The UK would have to join Schengen.
  10. Uncle Albert

    Monday Links from the Gap Between Teams Meetings vol. DCCCLXIII

    This archive link shows the article: https://archive.ph/N7e1Z
  11. Uncle Albert

    is it possible

    Some heat pumps can be reversed. Read the fecking manual!
  12. Uncle Albert

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer couple

    We need to follow the lead of the Spanish courts. 24 years for corruption. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/22/spanish-pm-pedro-sanchez-former-right-hand-man-jailed-24-years-corruption
  13. Uncle Albert

    Monday Links from the Gap Between Teams Meetings vol. DCCCLX

    Indeed. Next time I'm stopped at traffic lights I'm going to stay stopped when they turn green (turquoise).
  14. Uncle Albert

    summer holiday plans

    We'll be off to our house in Spain for all of July with various children and their partners popping over for a few days. I've given in this year and arranged for a MiFi hotspot for those that absolutely can't manage with whatever roaming data they have.
  15. Uncle Albert

    For all you fans of the Edge browser

    Quite. The fact that it only affect Edge and not other Chromium based browsers means that someone at Microsoft thought this was a clever idea. :eek

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