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Congratulations, Threaded
This morning after the news crew had finished with us, I took her to buy a new iPhone 5. See, I do know how to look after a lady proper like. But I'm obviously a bit too busy now to stay and chat, what with setting it up for her. -
Congratulations, Threaded
Why thank you everyone for your good wishes. :D (I have been asked to login and deny that I am also posting as cojak. ;)) -
An Interesting Project
Already exists and you're about 30 years or so late. -
things you don't see anymore
Oh, that brought the taste memory of gud knows what it was in brown bean sauce flooding back. I have a cunning plan: I shall try to replicate it, girly'll wander into the kitchen, 'whatcha making?', taste the spoon, and insist I must have forgotten she was supposed to be taking me out for... -
Random stranger on facebook
Today one of my students: My Today Sex Toy is A Leather Whip And one of my co-workers: My Today Sex Toy is A Pink Mask -
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The believer who does righteous deeds receives a reward in this world.
It was stuff for several bridges in the process of being built some ways from here, they're widening and extending motorways. Bridge building man was surprised they'd travelled so far. He was ever so happy as they needed 40 'wedge plates' for one job and had only 19, yet in amongst the pile... -
The believer who does righteous deeds receives a reward in this world.
One of the access roads to my farm has a little spur that takes one to some wells. It is out of the way, so it is used by dog walkers, drug dealers, car thieves, etc. Girly saw something going off over there so went to investigate. She comes back and tells me there're all these discs and bars... -
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Mandelson's new book
I think it just shows just how incredibly naïve, arrogant and inept the whole shower were. And yet the sheep still voted for them. Baaaaaaa. -
British plane is world's most advanced - and about to go into testing
Hope it doesn't come with a square steering wheel too! -
British plane is world's most advanced - and about to go into testing
And the remote control takes up an entire LWB Land Rover! They should have a word with the Japanese about miniaturising that. -
British plane is world's most advanced - and about to go into testing
Isn't that the alleged UFO that crashed into a windmill last year? -
Motivation bla bla
Yep, that's mine too. Usually goes down really well with clients. Them it doesn't work on were with projects that were doomed to fail anyway, so it's two birds with one stone!
