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Recent content by TheMonkey
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Time for a change...
In reflection with my newly refreshed brain, I shall now be known as The Clown Beater. Thank you and goodnight. :banana: -
Slow Insert
Yeah even MySQL 3 was better than that. I remember having to patch Oracle on a Solaris machine once. God that was painful. -
Oh dear: Livingstone at it again
There is only one place to go: http://www.kenthecunt.co.uk/ -
Tax on referrals
You can give vouchers which AFAIK aren't taxable benefits. Then you sell them on ebay for average 90% their value. -
Indecisiveness
I do this regularly. Recently I wrote a large application framework using PHP5 (around 15k lines over a week or two) and just threw it away because I didn't like it any more. My plan B has been rewritten in 3 languages twice now. As for printers, I bought a mono Brother laser from Staples... -
WIFE gone, will she screw me for half the house????
Remember a good hit man can be got for about £5k. Much cheaper! -
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UK domain names observation
Ironically I have 2 that start with a C. -
New Grad salaries
Around £15k is about right outside the city. £18 - 25k in it.- TheMonkey
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Can you divorce a parent ?
Sounds like my father. He's an NHS support guy and likes to poke around in our medical records! Yes you can divorce. Don't forget that his public profile (as you quote) can also be damaged as well as used to his advantage :) Having an arsehole parent myself, I wish you the best of luck... -
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Wireless interference
Grey / white. Same colour - different shade! If it's worked 3 years then get the hammer out and start hitting it.
