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Recent content by spongebob

  1. spongebob

    Cameron to say sorry.

    So if he had been doing his job properly Cameron should have been doing what Labour were actually accusing him of - planning Tory cuts. Is that what he's saying? :eek Imagine Labour supporters banging on about all those poor nurses, teachers and policemen on the dole...
  2. spongebob

    What are you doing this weekend?

    On Saturday I'm swanning around the shops for some new clothes, then a party. Sunday I'm going to write a letter to express my disgust at something. Anything. Because I'll feel shyte.
  3. spongebob

    Then and Now

    Good old Blunderkit. Whatever became of him?
  4. spongebob

    Wtf?

    Your OP implied they had a bit less in mind. I can't make coffee.
  5. spongebob

    The B-Ark will be taking off soon

    Never mind all that sunshade bowlox. Green algae. That's your answer. Or is it blue algae?
  6. spongebob

    People Laugh at You‏

    In boxing parlance they call dimensional comparisons 'the tale of the tape'. So wear boxers.
  7. spongebob

    The 10 people most responsible for the recession

    I want to know how George Bush got on that list. I didn't know he was party to any serious economic decisions.
  8. spongebob

    Bankrupt Britain

    Does that mean the IMF will come begging to us this time?
  9. spongebob

    Higgs Boson

    My physics mentor Sulom Bolt reckons that the LHC is a fatally flawed design.
  10. spongebob

    How to let your agency staff down gently - BMW

    I've got a parable.
  11. spongebob

    Just found the meaning of Irony...

    Railway tracks are irony. :)
  12. spongebob

    OK so now I need a new 4x4

    Where do they have those?
  13. spongebob

    Fleetwood 1965-2007

    May your god be with you Fleetwood. And from Patrick as well.
  14. spongebob

    who do you look like

    I've got big eyes!
  15. spongebob

    Is it me...

    I thought she was always ugly? There's uglier new labour MPs that her though, difficult it is I know to believe.

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