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    Why do employers use recruitment agencies?

    Damn, popcorn has ran out. Better get some more....
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    Recruitment agents are habitual liars

    An ecumenical matter to be sure. :D
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    Recruitment agents are habitual liars

    Bear. Woods. Defecate.
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    Important scientific finding

    I, for one, welcome a zombie apocalypse. My rate might go up in the world rebuilding process.
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    War chests

    Ability to spell can. :D
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    I just need to get two references ...

    What a complete blowhard you are. Utterly tiresome.
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    I just need to get two references ...

    Damn! Sounded such an amazing role too. Gutted for you. ;)
  8. S

    I just need to get two references ...

    I would have typed something more verbose, but LOL will do. HTH.
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    "Whats your weakness..?" THE interview question..!!

    Only one answer to such a question - "Listening to inane questions from incompetent interviewers." Seriously, this guff is a permie question, why on earth would a client ask this of a contractor who is being considered to solve their business problem(s).
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    Stupidity?

    Yeah, I'd like to know the motives of the agent too too, that is 30 mins of their work day without any sniff of commission on anything. :laugh
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    SMS to Client Mgr..!!

    I don't believe anything anyone tells me in the whole process until I have a sheet of paper for me to sign the contract. Unfortunately, my cynicism is quite often justified.
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    St Georges Day .. tomorrow !!!

    :D
  13. S

    Comforting job advertised...

    Tough gig, would need to commit a lot of things to mammary.
  14. S

    A restaurant has ripped off my VISA card.

    Happened to me with MBNA Credit Card cheques. They sent some (unsolicited of course), they got intercepted in the mail, and someone cashed one of them for £5000. Called MBNA, they didn't seem that bothered and credited the 5k back straight away. In fact, they were so laid back about it, must...
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    I think I've been conned by an agent!

    It's an easy test. An agent is lying if they are speaking.
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