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Recent content by roamer
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Gone before sunrise
Farewell cruel world. Muhahahahahaha. So far designed electromagnetic fission. The H-bomb has never been droppen and will not be imflamed till a whale flies over the arctic winds. North Korea should have been the target for crusades rather than the muslims insurgents. Madness shall rule over... -
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MOST embarassing thing you've ever done?
Most embaressing thing Ive done was riding a motorbike on a minefield, in Famagusta, on the Greek/ Turkish Cypress border and getting halted by UN troops, just to impress a holiday romance girl. Don't regret it, after all she was a minger. I was trying to impress the barmaid not her, if only.- roamer
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- Forum: Light Relief
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some kind of monster
Ok to be fair, most of the English natives r nice people. Why then do some some people get paranoid about other people comming to the country to work. It is not as if they come here to claim benefits, like so many english tramps do that I see around the streets of london. There r definately... -
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Coding profanities
No doubt that programmer was far more intelligent than you kojak. Why else would you be jealous? -
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A man I truly respect
What a musical. Get the general out in the field and it will stop him philosophising about the inabilities of his armies. How can u respect him. He does not have a single scar. Seems generals dont need to be former soldiers or war heroes these days, just hereditary lords. -
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Software ideas
? English is a rich language use it. "I payed ten shillings to the milman who spent it on a loaf of bread then took a taxi and used half of his profits to pay the taxman. Then the goat only produced half the expected milk equity and now im left witha a 40% capital in who knows what. How do I... -
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Ceasefire?
Fair enough. Let us mobilise our artillery. My intention was not post crap, but some of your members drove me to it with some of their fantasy scribblings. I am willing to compromise and obey the rules. Otherwise let us mobilise for war. Who wears lipstick? lol
