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Recent content by Paula

  1. Paula

    Perspective

    It would appear you didn't get the gigs because you bored them to tears.
  2. Paula

    Why BrilloPad should never be allowed near a computer

    Is this a real charity or another internet fantasist looking to swindle people out of their money? That chasing the Aurora guy was an attention seeker wasn't he!
  3. Paula

    Open letter to those who think that the word "Paki" is illegal.

    Hear Hear, Wim conducted himself ever so well. He's the bestest arguer ever and an all round good egg. Now what is the login for the next sockpuppet
  4. Paula

    £100K+ permie job

    Chinny Reckon? It's true, I was MFs PA, well I say PA my sole task was to fallate him. He had the biggest dick I have ever seen it must have been 15 inches long. His company car was a Buggatti Veyron. He was so witty, probably the cleverest man I have ever met, such a well read and cultured man...
  5. Paula

    Rules of the workplace lavatory

    :laugh
  6. Paula

    Touchy Subject: Any blokes on here had / considered a Hair Transplant?

    mmmmm Brian Murphy really pulled off the bald look, think I need to go to the loo :o
  7. Paula

    Hi. Noobie Here

    Pulling him off the Houses of Parliament, him dressed as Batman
  8. Paula

    *** The official good luck brillopad thread ***

    Good luck Brillo! I still have a piar of your Y fronts under my bed:hug:
  9. Paula

    Friday Silliness

    Talc or Baby oil?
  10. Paula

    Hi. Noobie Here

    Hi Brillo Pad:music: Do you dream of me?
  11. Paula

    Hi. Noobie Here

    Mmm I once spilt it all down my top. I had to get one of my girlfriends to lick it off. We got some looks I can tell you:wink
  12. Paula

    Stuttgart?

    1/ erwähnen Sie nicht den Krieg 2/ Sie müssen die Musik von David Hasslehoff mögen 3/ Wenn es won' t passte sie verkaufen KY gelieren HTH
  13. Paula

    Hi. Noobie Here

    Hi Ben:hug: I've just been shopping for Star Trek Videos in my Bikini, I got some looks I can tell you. Silly me, I'm always forgetting to put clothes on! Anyway, I've just got to reformat a hard drive and load on Linux, before I do some java apps. Mmmmm do you like Xena Warrior Princess...
  14. Paula

    I'm recording today

    Mmmm Xena Warrior Princess......
  15. Paula

    A happy day for Cyberman

    Can you retire from this board?

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