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Recent content by Masher
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Newbie Question - Quote Rate Including/Excluding VAT?
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Labour Party Manifesto Plagiarism
I thought exactly the same. As Labour want to build all over the countryside, because it is considered to be elitist, I think the slogan should be "We're Having A Laugh". Alternatively they should stick some concrete tower blocks into the view. -
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British Summer Time
I changed all my clocks. It cost a fortune. I'm going to see if I can just swap with the neighbours next tme. -
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Police State
Preventing terrorism/preventing tourism. Easy mistake to make. I've have always said that people should anounciate more clearly. -
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Vodka + valium + one night stand = bad news
When he first saw what she had done he must have been gutted. On the other hand he was probably quite relieved to find out that he hadn't heen. -
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Gi us a job
http://www.jobserve.com/W79DE005C29C3FA43.jsjob "SAS Data Analyst. Urgent requirement for a massive E-commerce based client. The successful candidate will have strong analytical skills and in particular with SAS and Dollar Universe. You will be responsible for bringing all reporting up to... -
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I am coming out of the closet
I pretty sure that the earth is flat and importantly has a 24,000 mile pattern repeat. -
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Internet Explorer Patch?
Thanks guys. I guess I had better try again and leave it for longer. Hourglasses/progress bars who needs them? Overdating overnight sounds flash. I once let a version of a browser get so old it became incapable of loading any of the available later versions. I had to get my IP to send me a... -
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Internet Explorer Patch?
I clicked on the appropraite link and all I got was a screen with not alot on it and the word "Done" in the status bar. (Yeah right!!!) I am not overly reassured. Am I indeed "Done" or should there be a more emphatic confimation that all is well:confused: -
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India and Asian Space Race
Looks like the India noon mission has gone about as well as our outsourcing. "India fireworks blast 'kills 18'" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7685583.stm -
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Dull Thread: New bale of towels
At least it wasn't "A Tale of Bowels". -
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Didn't Our Paralympians Do Brilliantly
And what a case for cutting sickness benefits. (Takes Cover):rollin: -
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Lunatics running the asylum
Strange how the elf and safety folks never get involved when it really matters. -
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Totally Utterly Doomed
I'm outta key, I'm outta time. Buddy, can you spare a dime? I'm outta ke-ey, I'm outta time. Buddy, can you spare a dime? There's a frog in my throat. I can't hold a note. But I'm okay when I mime.
