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A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two Englishmen just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response...- macro
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What...- macro
- Post #209
- Forum: Light Relief
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Why men don’t talk to each other in public toilets .. I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hi ya...- macro
- Post #179
- Forum: Light Relief
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What are the options for going direct?
Just read this article: http://www.contractoruk.com/news/003423.html They claim 81% of contractors would prefer to go direct instead of using an agent - obviously great if you can find work that way… Interested to know what my options are as I’m quite new to the contracting scene – do I need...- macro
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Last wish Last wish Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your coffin, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?” Bill said: “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a...- macro
- Post #124
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Anywhere else to look except Jobserve?
Interesting - not seen this before. Code still works btw.- macro
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Bite Consulting
'Employment'?? That will certainly help with IR35. Don't you know how sensitive we are to that word???- macro
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Battle of Hastings Battle of Hastings King Harold is inspecting his troops before The Battle of Hastings. He asks for a demonstration of the skills if his men: “Axeman – what is your name?” “Smith your highness.” “Smith – show me what you can do” Smith throws his axe 100 yards and splits a...- macro
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