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Recent content by landl
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I'm turning into my Dad.
You're only really turning into your dad when you start lusting over the prospect of the upcoming XF estate... -
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Supermarket fuel
...could this be explained by the fact that you're more likely to have a boot full of shopping and some passengers (not in the boot hopefully) when you're filling up at the supermarket... -
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Supermarket fuel
...although this is just the result of some clever manipulation of the ownership of the various elements of the supply chain to remove the visible profit from the retail layer... -
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Dullard cretin a***wipe f****** moron b***end git
Sounds like they've just pumped you for a bit of free consultancy. -
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10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job
Oh, sorry. I thought that said ten reasons to never get a jab. -
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Plan B - Become a burglar
Family arrested for defending their home from a gang of masked intruders and killing one of them. No word of police bothering to try arresting the rest of the burglary gang. What's the point of working for a living any more? Even if the government allow you access to enough of your money to... -
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Things that are pronounced differently to how they used to be
Imagine my surprise after filling the car up this morning when the chap at the till pronounced the word "gallon" as "litre" when telling me how much fuel I'd bought for £90. -
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I can't help thinking he's going to regret this.
That's nothing. At least he has a spare kidney. Around personal review time I see permies sell their souls for an average car and a mortgage. -
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Show us your watches.....
So you're saying you can afford a nice watch or a holiday, but not both? Interesting. Anyway, back on topic, if you want the best, get a Patek, but there are a lot of ugly ones. If you want good quality with a more subtle appearance, depending on the piece, there's a British company called... -
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Bank of Scotland
Yes it's safe. It's absolutely safe, the safest thing there's ever been. :cry3: -
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Things you'd be scared to stick your hand into
Strangely fascinating video. For the first four minutes I thought it was an extremely over-engineered dog bowl. -
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Drive through burgers
In my opinion, the last few posters are worryingly un-stable. :igmc: -
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Drive through burgers
This is no time to trot out a series of horse puns.
