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Recent content by Keitel

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    UK is 29th-best country

    It would have been interesting to compare pre-1997 result (if such exists) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4020523.stm
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    The Mint

    So which one are you, Beverley or Brian?
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    Philosophical Question

    From today's "Herald" < If women are so good at multi-tasking, why can't they have a headache and sex at the same time? >
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    Netherlands to propose burqa ban

    Wrong approach Wrong approach Rather than discriminating against Islamics, all ugly woman of whatever religion, ethnic group should be compelled to wear veils, burqas or whatever to hide their coupons. Problem solved.
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    It's snowing

    Central Belt Central Belt Are you in Shotts e.g. HMP? The weather there is invariably worse than that to the East or West of that god-forsaken place.
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    child-drinking

    Mentioned on the BBC (where else). Anyone drunk a child recently? I suspect some of you have eaten the odd one in the past...
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    Gordon Brown

    Milburn too Milburn too Extract from BBC news < Milburn quizzed in honours probe Mr Milburn, centre, with Gordon Brown and John Prescott in 2005 Ex-minister and 2005 Labour election supremo Alan Milburn has revealed he was interviewed by police investigating the cash-for-honours...
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    Agents to Hang

    The "have your say" on yesterday's BBC website had a lot more people supporting the hanging of Bush & Bliar than that of Saddam. Personally I don't give a monkey's about Iraq or what happens to Saddam, the whole Middle East coverage appears to be designed to distract from problems here in the UK
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    Agents to Hang

    Architects of IR35 Architects of IR35 None of them, instead I'd go for those responsible (in whatever measure) for IR35 i.e. Bliar, Brown, Montagu, Primarolo, Smith, Walker
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    Dodgy timesheets

    You have omitted 4) Threaten to report him unless he gives you a cut of his extra "earnings"
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    How many woman have you had sex with?

    Haven't had a decent contract since the 1970's :( Only ever had one woman but she's the best there is :)
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    Apps IT Ltd

    Any good? Opinions welcomed, thanks.
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    Which film star?

    Following on from http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/6088206.stm Surprised that this hasn't been posted already, but which film star e.g. Lassie, Rin-Tin-Tin, Roger Rabbit (when caught in the headlights) does our beloved PM most resemble?
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    oh dear: PFI schemes 'to cost NHS £53bn'

    Who are MF? Is this an abbreviation for MotherF cuk ers ?
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    Why are "last post" clock times an hour behind?

    Now have correct times displayed Now have correct times displayed And I haven't changed any settings (not knowingly anyway), most strange ...

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