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Prince 2 Training Company Recommendations
Prince 2 Training Prince 2 Training I did P2 with Firebrand. They had a campus near Oxford where I did an AX course. I really liked it there. Then they moved to a place near St Neots just off he A1. P2 was hard work, the facilities were very good, though the package was quite expensive. It...- I'mFree
- Post #7
- Forum: Business / Contracts
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Is there any point in retraining?
Time Gentlemen Please Time Gentlemen Please I have been in IT all my working life. Worked hard, payed my taxes yawn yawn etc..... Started contracting 13 years ago after redundancy. Had to fight off IR35 attack - owed nothing in end after 2 years hassel and anguish. Aggressive VAT...- I'mFree
- Post #29
- Forum: Business / Contracts
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The Snots.
What useful purpose does snot have? You can wipe a bit on the keyboard of someone you don't like.- I'mFree
- Post #3
- Forum: Light Relief
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The Snots.
Anyone else got the snots? Got cough, cold, headache. Apart from that I'm not so bad really.- I'mFree
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About the interview yesterday...
I've got good news. They want to offer you the contract, start Monday for 1 year, £500 a day the only thing I need from you now is .......- I'mFree
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She was only the agent's daughter but ...
... she had it in for me.- I'mFree
- Post #5
- Forum: Light Relief
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She was only the agent's daughter but ...
She was only the agent's daughter but.......- I'mFree
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Oral or verbal
Do you have good oral skills or good verbal skills or both?- I'mFree
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Get your agent cliches out!
I get fed up of "how are you today?" but you have to say ynooew really nasally. Who taught these b*ggers to speak, someone with a peg on their nose?- I'mFree
- Post #19
- Forum: Light Relief
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CV update
Thanks Drewster blah blah...the relocation of neighbour's poly tunnel ... blah blah Including: Fabric and foundations Re fitting doors water supply blah blah All aspects of the project were completed within budget and timescales blah blah with only 2 stops for tea and a bacon sandwich...- I'mFree
- Post #6
- Forum: Light Relief
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CV update
Been on the bench a while. Just helped my neighbour move his poly tunnel. Should I put it on my CV? Thanks- I'mFree
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Are there any jobs out there?
"In times of peace prepare for war, in times of war prepare for peace." "In times of peace prepare for war, in times of war prepare for peace." From what I hear from mates who are contractors too, it is the same for many of us. Decent work record, decent CV, Apply for jobs, promises, then SFA...- I'mFree
- Post #76
- Forum: Business / Contracts
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The way jobs are advertised.
Just got back from the chemist with a bewildering array of stuff. Germoloids Soothing Toilet Tissues Germoloids Ointment: Germoloids Cream Germoloids Suppositories Germoloids HC Spray I think I will try the Spray first. The trouble with cream and ointments is that you have to massage them in...- I'mFree
- Post #5
- Forum: Business / Contracts
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Ponzi
I was wondering if maybe someone should organise some sort of collection for those poeple who have lost so much money with these Ponzi schemes. Maybe a sponsored dog walk or a cake sale. Before I put too much energy into it ..any ideas? Thanks- I'mFree
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The way jobs are advertised.
No, I have some "Preparation H", but for all the good its doing me I might as well ......- I'mFree
- Post #3
- Forum: Business / Contracts
