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I'm doing some research on production figures of certain Jaguar models and although I have access to paper records it would be so much easier if I could get the information I need from a database rather than manually searching some 100,000 records. If anyone can help (with the approval of the...
Afternoon all. Been working on a secure site so not been able to follow the boards for a while (in working hours anyway). I've had an offer from said company but not sure whether to take it, largely on anecdotal evidence that it is an "interesting" place to work. Comments/experiences anyone?
Shorty tells me that his contract stipulates that he must produce a quality deliverable within a set period of time (but not too early) to the satisfaction of the user acceptance test team, otherwise he may come under IR35.
Each week CUK forum members are asked to help fellow contractors with their personal and business problems. This week, Shorty from Littlehampton writes:
"I have been offered a contract at a pharmaceutical company that makes penis enlargement drugs. The agent says that if I take it for a month...
You have verbally been offered a contract at a reasonable rate in a convenient location. You have other (better) things "in the pipeline". You are bored but it is not long to Xmas and it wouldn't be the end of the world if it took longer to get a new contract. Your partner wants a holiday in...
You can easily tell an imposter:
- their name is plausible and goes with their accent
- they speak clearly and have a reasonable command of English
- each sentence is not suffixed with "innit"
- they ask for bank details even though you've only called to report a line fault
The big fat bird I used to work with would have needed them printed on A0 paper.
Consulting = if your not part of the solution there's money to be made prolonging the problem
(with acknowledgements to www.despair.com)
Todays malapropism or whatever from a job ad:
"You will be working for an ERP solutions company in Camberly managing client implantations projects with a typical value of 200k-250k."
Maybe Jordan's one of the clients? Or they're redefining ERP (Extruded Resin Prosthetics?)