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I just wanna go somewhere where I can have a pint and a fag when I want without having to listen to the puritans bleating on about how bad it is for me, so if Australia can offer me that then I'm up for it.
Not really - for example you could have:
Sockpuppet - Executive Long Haul Specialist
Sockpuppet - Director of Haulage
Sockpuppet - Vice President, Trucking Division
think of the respect you'll get from the girlies...