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Recent content by Dundeegeorge
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The UK economy is f****** long term
in sally-annes ear they did' in sally-annes ear they did' What was the percentage of people who voted for NuLabia?- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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Petrol Prices
All that rubber and latex? All that rubber and latex? only a couple of inches, shirely? A wet-wipe would do the job, no?- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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There but for the grace of God...
Oh, the irony Oh, the irony 'I always thought you were a Troll or sockpuppet'- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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A triumph for Gordon Brown
I'm good Alfred, thanks I'm good Alfred, thanks and yourself, keeping busy? And entertained?- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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A triumph for Gordon Brown
As ever was As ever was Spot on Alfred.- Dundeegeorge
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Friday Poetry Corner
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas, I've got forty thousand french francs in my fridge. I've got lots of lovely lire, Now the Deutschemark's getting dearer, And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge. Chorus: There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, There is nothing quite...- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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The UK economy is f****** long term
I disagree (my, what restraint!) I disagree (my, what restraint!) So the people believe that money for nothing is a good thing? The people believe that turning public-services into a cash-urinal is a good thing? The people believe that unaccountable politicians is a good thing? What's the...- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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The UK economy is f****** long term
What a screwed economy? What a screwed economy? Who would have thought that a Labour government would screw up the economy? Anyone who lived under one before, for a kick-off........- Dundeegeorge
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Who do you miss most?
Gone? Chico, gone? Gone? Chico, gone? No, not dear old Chico, gone, so young, so young, so stupid. Still at least that Russian w*nker's not about anymore. I expect he's been banged up for piracy, or stupidity more likely.....- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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Carp Journalism...
Unfair, Owlhoot Unfair, Owlhoot if only more media people (or even all of them) were to top themselves, the world would be a much nicer, and possibly saner, place. As for complaining about lazy or stupid or self-obsessed or vapid journalists, you might as well complain that water is wet.- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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Not all it's cracked up to be
Envy is a nasty thing Envy is a nasty thing I admire the artist. Keeping a straight face while explaining your work is the only asset you need. I wonder how many artists would be free to follow their dream and perhaps achieve their potential if agencies were closed down.......- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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No more gay jokes
Homophobe Homophobe You know that gay men can't be arrested in this country, and you're just trying to poison our collective mind with your snarling hate-filled diatribe of pro-biological-normality, now you'll be for it. You're a fireman, aren't you?- Dundeegeorge
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Rogue Agent
D'oh! D'oh! Just forward one of his mails to his works address and cc someone else there. That should be good for a laugh. Conversely you could always think 'WTF, he's found me some paying work, shall I just take it?'- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: General
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Grumpy old man
I think we'd all twigged that already DBABloke, oh and where's your favourite little doggie today? Oh yeah and Arthur BASTARD Scargill. the prime architect of the destruction of the trade unions in this country. Hang on a minute though, that's not a bad thing. Sorry, I like Arthur Scargill, top...- Dundeegeorge
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- Forum: Light Relief
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Well, thanks to her stupidity...
Are you standing for election? Are you standing for election? I'll vote for you.......- Dundeegeorge
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