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Recent content by deano

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    Is it legal to secretly voice record your transactions in high street shops to use

    You don't need it for the courts. You need it for the newspapers! They'll print it and cost them more in lost revenue than the courts can ever do. Record them and threaten to send the transcripts and recordings to the new desks of whichever newspapers are appropriate for the demographics of...
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    sasguru has ruined CUK

    No! Boil him and then mash him.
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    Ronaldo involved in Ferrari crash

    I like Ronaldo. I like the way he scores goals for Man Utd. and the way he sets up goals for Man Utd. I like Man Utd. CCCCCooooooommmmmmeeeeeee ooooooooonnnnnnn yyyyooooooouuuuuu rrrrrreeeeeeedddddsssss!
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    We must bailout this industry

    It's all down to accountancy problems. They need a proper double-entry system. A good head at the top and perhaps diversification into an alternative music publication, such as a jazz mag.
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    The noisiest thing in the world

    Because it wouldn't go down! You would walk around with a permanent bulge. Nob. I didn't think animals did have such a bone. It would make the "item" in question too exposed to damage because it would be on permanent "display", hence it appears and disappears when required due to blood flow...
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    Bushisms

    Thank goodness we have Democrats, who never say anything stupid. They're too busy interfering with the office help.
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    Debt Free

    I only have the morgage, so whenever my mother-in-law pops her clogs (sooner rather than later, please!) and we can flog her house to pay off my remaining mortgage is when I'll be debt free. Hopefully there will be enough left over to pay the remaining school fee's for the kids and then I can...
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    People who fart at the urinals

    Bet his mam does!
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    Israel

    1) George Galloway also pretended to be a cat. Whatever happened to him? 2) There is no need for Israel to celebrate the deaths of muslim civilians, our very own BBC can be relied upon to do that in order to show its impartiality!
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    time reporting systems

    Because they are written for business bean counters by IT professionals who hate business bean counters.
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    KP Quits

    I think that the Cricket World Cup should be 20/20 for the first group stage, then ODI format for the knockout phase until the final, which should be a 5 day test. That would reveal the true world champions, who have mastered all the formats of the game, and don't just focus on one bit.
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    'Buy USA' push may see America slip from free trade church

    Well they might if they think that buying British may keep them in a job, and buying Chinese will get them made redundant. I'd rather see the Chinese workers out of jobs than British ones, even if that means I have to pay more for my tee-shirts and underwear.
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    'Buy USA' push may see America slip from free trade church

    From what I can see all that is being said at the moment is akin to the "Buy British" campaign we had here in the early/mid 80's. We were encouraged to Buy British, but no state aid was given to companies and no import duties were imposed. It was a Government campaign, but that's all it was...
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    Baby Names

    She sounds expensive! I need to find one called Kia or Tata!
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    Baby Names

    Just as long as they are proper names (David, Matthew, Julie, Elizabeth etc) and not modern foolishness (Chelsea, Shannon, Kyle, Tyler etc) then all will be well.

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