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Recent content by Cyber Controller

  1. Cyber Controller

    A star returns to Doctor Who

    Do ya wanna make somefink of it, pepperpot?
  2. Cyber Controller

    I have just seen...

    Here is her bottom (in profile).
  3. Cyber Controller

    Mugabe is nearly gone

    Yes, the parliament has little real power. Losing control of parliament would not in itself cause a problem for Mugabe. Problems may flow from it of course.
  4. Cyber Controller

    What type of Olden Days warrior are you ?

    List the Normans List the Normans Good point, I'll kick off... Norman Stanley Fletcher
  5. Cyber Controller

    Confession corner

    I plotted to destroy the Earth by crashing Halley's comet into it.
  6. Cyber Controller

    Hopefully IR will loose this one

    I don't, otherwise that's another billion that has to be raised from persecuting small businesses.
  7. Cyber Controller

    Is CUK become a Clique - the poll

    Is that like a My Little Pony but it can juggle?
  8. Cyber Controller

    Who should be the new England manager?

    Out here on Telos we've heard that the Earthling you know as Big Ron Atkinson is looking for a job.
  9. Cyber Controller

    Who is openly pretending here? And why?

    Baker, C. http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/episodeguide/attackcybermen/
  10. Cyber Controller

    those things are going to sell like hotcakes...

    Watch this then decide if you really want such a shoddy piece of cr@p. http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=iphone Clearly not cyber technology. Still, it's all part of our master plan to enslave you all.
  11. Cyber Controller

    Who is openly pretending here? And why?

    Excellent, I see the cyber conditioning is starting to work. Watch Attack of the Cybermen and you'll find out.
  12. Cyber Controller

    Who is openly pretending here? And why?

    It is easy to fool these stupid Earth brains.
  13. Cyber Controller

    Housing market booming

    We're doomed.
  14. Cyber Controller

    i quit IT

    El Duder is the "man" behind the Q-Tip and I claim my £200,000 and controlling stake in the company.
  15. Cyber Controller

    Boomed!

    Four of the top 10 in Cornwall? The poorest county in England, my arse. The moaning feckers should cash in and move to Stoke.

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