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Recent content by chunkymonkey
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Who has experienced Female ejaculation?
actually its a bit salty- chunkymonkey
- Post #19
- Forum: Light Relief
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EU legislation - is this right?
My umbrella has just sent me a lovely email basically telling me they are going to deduct a certain sum each month to cover holiday pay because the European Union has made a directive or something anyone have any more info? Holiday Pay Following a ruling by the European Court of Justice, we...- chunkymonkey
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- Replies: 9
- Forum: Accounting / Legal
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550 a day - how much for me?
just thought id jump in before mailman - why not go with a ltd company? but seriously read the post that pondlife is pointing to and do you research if your even thinking of P4- chunkymonkey
- Post #5
- Forum: General
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Friday Poetry Corner
Blues eyes fighting the grey eyes fighting the tears Armed to the teeth for a war of words Reaching all the years I advanced across a poppy field I saw the gleam as you raised your shield And love screamed down With the sun behind its back Our Fathers were all soldiers, Shall we be soldiers too...- chunkymonkey
- Post #9
- Forum: General
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Concentration
probably trying to find the culprit that didnt pay them their flying pay this month :)- chunkymonkey
- Post #5
- Forum: General
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Severance pay!
invoice for the weeks severance, if its been agreed to by the client and in the contract do it.- chunkymonkey
- Post #7
- Forum: Business / Contracts
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Bye bye helios (!)
you never know they may say it was a premeditated act of computer terrorism and give him a free orange boiler suit and all the benefits that brings- chunkymonkey
- Post #7
- Forum: General
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Super NHS IT upgrade
working as intended - and not bugs "features" is this the same company thats just fcked the forces payroll system up? the CSA? the passport office?- chunkymonkey
- Post #2
- Forum: General
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P4 in trouble?
Wow, didnt realize that there must be so many ignorant people contracting now days, that will be me straight off to companys house to register my ltd company and hire an accountant and make sure my insurances are up to date and worry that im not spanking too much outside IR35. Please go ahead...- chunkymonkey
- Post #13
- Forum: General
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Feedback advice
surely being outside IR35 you have no real manager to "evaluate" you, unless its your Ltd company? File13- chunkymonkey
- Post #2
- Forum: Business / Contracts
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P4 in trouble?
Gosh thanks for that Mailman, you know theres a whole thread on the differences between ltd/umbrella/etc and even though your well put and descriptive post almost swayed me to going Ltd and all the problems/joys that would bring - I think ill stick with my umbrella thanks. Maybe if youd have...- chunkymonkey
- Post #10
- Forum: General
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What's In The Genesis Ark?
eeek, although a few years in a void ship together will give her plenty of exercise to get back to figure A :freaky:- chunkymonkey
- Post #19
- Forum: General
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Come on you Cheese eating surrender monkeys
As loathe as I am to say it I really do with the french show some backbone and send those surly workshy portugese home- chunkymonkey
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- Replies: 5
- Forum: General
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North Korea has just nuked Japan
bloody great fishes are whales . . . . . .. .. .. . . . . . (yes I know their mamals but thats not the song)- chunkymonkey
- Post #3
- Forum: General
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Annoys the sh1t out of me
or cook fish in the microwave at work- chunkymonkey
- Post #83
- Forum: Light Relief
