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Recent content by Berko1

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    Drinks Tonight

    Dur, you can't just paint them and go - you have to let them dry other wise all the varnish bunches up under your shoes.
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    Last weekend

    And also, (without wanting to sound harsh) don't hang around trying to make sure she is okay - it will only make things harder for her in the long term. Her friends might well think you're heartless but she'll get over it a lot quicker without you trying to be her friend.
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    New NHS System

    I have had a similar experience with my doctors on many occasions: I work an hour away from home, so request an afternoon appointment (don't mind waiting 2 weeks etc). "We don't have any afternoon appointments at the moment as they haven't been released, and you can't have one that far in...
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    Polo SE

    do not buy a polo - bought one that was 3 years old and the engine failed on it after a year. VW would not help and I ended up spending £1800 on it before selling it for a grand less just to get rid of it. Thought that buying VW meant quality but it didn't in the polo. A friend also had to...
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    Lesley Ash in £5m bonk

    I absolutely agree with Ferret - why would anyone have employed her after that hideous lip job? Is she going to sue her husband who is allegedly violent and put her in there in the first place? On the news yesterday there was a man who had contracted MRSA and had lost "half his insides and...
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    Banned CUKkers Hall of Fame

    What about HHH? he was my all time favourite
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    Hitler Book

    Yep, Graham Greene and Sarah Brightman.....
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    Hitler Book

    you mean that flippin book is worth something? My granny had it when I was little and I used to hate the cover picture.
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    Slimfast!!

    SA, when you going to update your signature? Bloody well done by the way. Keep up the good work.
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    Slimfast!!

    its not worse, but its probably not a lot better SA, sounds to me like you aren't eating enough to keep your metabolism going but what you are eating is the wrong stuff. You need to make sure you eat good things but regularly and Slimfast is no good for you as to make the weight stay off you...
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    Slimfast!!

    try maximuscle promax diet bars - dark chocolate and orange flavour. not your usual diet bar - have one instead of lunch and you will feel full up as it is like eating a brick of nougat!
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    the nice things you have done thread

    My dad is so helpful that he stopped to help a guy who was struggling to change his tyre on an industrial estate. Unfortunately he didn't notice the boot full of pc's that the guy had just nicked from the office round the corner.:emb
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    If you

    Excellent work, thank you.
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    If you

    managed to get the phone numbers of someone you didn't like, where would you put them so that they got some nice phonecalls? Also, would you do home or mobile? Don't want to be evil, but perhaps make things inconvenient for them.

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