Met a lovely lady in the pub in my mis-spent youth, I always thought it was a good place , much better than night clubs. At least you could have a chat and a joke, without all that thumpy bangy music
ah, 'crusty-gusset' , I wonder what she is doing now ?
posting on mumsnet probbly about some bloke she met in the pub who was known as 'button mushroom dick'