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    #11
    Originally posted by SuperZ View Post
    We should think highly of chavs. They are now the main breeders in this country, the professional folks don't have so many kids. Future growth could be driven by chav offspring and of course immigrants.

    One day, just like Obama was the first black president, we could have the first chav Prime Minister. Vauxhall may even bring back a new car to celebrate - the Vauxhall Chavalier Burberry Special

    Personally, I hope the immigrant makes it first - likely to be better educated and actually might give a to$$
    I am imagining gordon Brown wearing thick gold chains

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      #12
      Originally posted by SuperZ View Post
      We should think highly of chavs. They are now the main breeders in this country, the professional folks don't have so many kids. Future growth could be driven by chav offspring and of course immigrants.

      One day, just like Obama was the first black president, we could have the first chav Prime Minister. Vauxhall may even bring back a new car to celebrate - the Vauxhall Chavalier Burberry Special

      Personally, I hope the immigrant makes it first - likely to be better educated and actually might give a to$$
      Already been done
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #13
        Do testers realise how much they're detested by software engineers?

        We hate you almost as much as we hate (ab)users!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
          I am imagining gordon Brown wearing thick prison chains
          FTFY

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Do testers realise how much they're detested by software engineers?
            Yes, but seeing as most of us earn more than you we don’t care
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by jimjamuk View Post
              thats cause many of them dont pay anything in taxes.........
              That's bulltulip - it is pretty near damn impossible to avoid paying any of taxes in this country: VAT, duty on booze/smokes/fuel etc.

              Conclusion - chavs are also taxpayers

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                #17
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                That's bulltulip - it is pretty near damn impossible to avoid paying any of taxes in this country: VAT, duty on booze/smokes/fuel etc.

                Conclusion - chavs are also taxpayers
                Never heard of the black market?
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Yes, but seeing as most of us earn more than you we don’t care
                  You made a major assumption there, are you sure you're a tester?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    How much the rest of society hates them? I mean, I get the impression that nowadays there is more than just a disapproving look down the nose, which has always been the case, but real unmitigated hatred against burberry capped oiks. Or am I wrong?
                    They consider themselves superior actually. They see themselves as "the real people". Salt of the earth, what makes this country great, etc, etc.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                      Never heard of the black market?
                      I know more about black market than you mate.

                      Chavs most certainly pay taxes. It's just they pay a lot less than their fair share should be...

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