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Face to face with a python……
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostVery surreal day yesterday.
I am renting a flat, had a viewing for the third and last room.
This really nice lady was the lucky new lodger, with bad landlord problems, as he was trying to get into her bed – most literally, and snooping about her things.
She is now staying at her mum’s house until she can move to her new place.
To allow a speedy move I drove over to her mum’s place with the keys so she can get moving.
Only to be greeted by a python in the lounge.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI dont know who your puppet master is : but hats off to them. Really. You are the most intricate sockpuppet ever to grace cuk.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThanks but I thought Chico was a work of genius.I suspect LuciferBox was behind that one. ...
Clearly I am too gullible to post on theses boards.Comment
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Had a Python enthusiast at a previous job, convinced that Python is self documenting. Got a design document for a C++ component which was just a Python code listing.Comment
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Originally posted by Scary View PostHad a Python enthusiast at a previous job, convinced that Python is self documenting. Got a design document for a C++ component which was just a Python code listing.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by threaded View PostI was doing Jython in a previous gig.
It didn't look to have much life left in it at the time (about 6 years ago) but seems to have struggled on to become an actively supported project. Quite a handy little prototyping langauge.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWHS
It didn't look to have much life left in it at the time (about 6 years ago) but seems to have struggled on to become an actively supported project. Quite a handy little prototyping langauge.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Postbut seeing as I know no Java or Python things went a bit strangeComment
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