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[Barriebazg]

Hands up if you just got an on the spot fine for a receipt falling out of your pocket when you pulled your hand out!!!




F$%^%$% coppers

 

[BoredBloke]

And so you should you bloody criminal!

 

[Barriebazg]

Yeah im so bloody bad!! Walking up the street, next thing i knew the police siren went off and and then he went and picked up my receipt and said is this yours (it was my breakfast receipt for the day) so i said, thanks for that, wont get my expenses back without that. Next thing he says is "do you know its an offence to drop litter in England!!!" I was like "wtf". Then issued me with the fine. I just laughed in his face in the end and said "regardless of the fine amount, I will not be paying it and contesting it for you being such a ******* joke". Then warned me for swearing!! Cant win!!!

Anyways my friend im lodging with is a solicitor so its all going to be ok. Why would I chuck away a receipt that I need for my expenses - F@@king joke

 

[DimPrawn]

If I pick my nose and flick and bogey on the floor, is it a crime?

 

[kramer]

If I pick my nose and flick and bogey on the floor, is it a crime?

you should always eat the evidence!