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Previously on "How on earth am I supposed to concentrate"

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  • hyperD
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    Just walk past her desk every 10 mins with a large salami down your trousers.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Pop to the toilets for 10 minutes
    I'm sure you'll be able to concentrate better after that

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  • DaveB
    started a topic How on earth am I supposed to concentrate

    How on earth am I supposed to concentrate

    when the well endowed young lady at the other end of the office insists on walking past my desk every 10 minutes.

    She always has a bounce in her step and consequently a bounce in her blouse.

    It's most distracting


    Edit : she just skipped the length of the office, I thought she was going to give herself a black eye!

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