The Sad ShopKeeper from Slough

Is MF David Brent then? Little fat mouthy twat with facial hair that makes him look like a fanny?

Minus the facial hair, but otherwise spot on!!!!! :lol

Yeah yeah, we all know what kind of people wear 'taches.
Don't however, take that to mean I'm homophobic.
some of my ex-best friends are gay :-)

David Brent is great - he is playing vital part in counter-attack designed to re-establish 'tash to levels of acceptance and adorance of the 70s.

I fear his are not original though and were infact drilled into him by generations of drill sargents.

Milan, you rightly have much to fear. Plodding through life with an intellect that is smaller than a termite's lunchbox being one of the factors that should alarm you most, though surprisingly you seem oblivious to the fact despite overwhelming evidence confirming it. You may want to search the net for a forum more worthy of your "talent". Can I suggest CBeebies?
If you are going to take a swipe at the Army, at least have the sense to learn how to spell the ranks.

Is MF David Brent then? Little fat mouthy twat with facial hair that makes him look like a fanny?

:lol

excellent,

credit where credit's due,

Shaun has a few gems to his name too, including:

"you wouldn't know a good time if it sat on your face and wiggled"

I fear his are not original though and were infact drilled into him by generations of drill sargents.

Milan.

Oh Im sorry too lowbrow for you

How about

"You sir are drunk!"
"and you madam are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober'.

A more personal favourite is

"I've always been sarcastic, before that I just used to point and laugh" - Darlene (Roseanne)

it's the sort of line which distinguishes those from subsistence backgrounds.

Milan.

Personally I thought it was a great line.

Up there with

"I could have been your father but the alsation beat me to it"

is starting to make this site look like ComputerContractor.net

this is one of his trademark statements...

"It does indeed. I f-cked your mother and she said I was better than your dad and your brother."

Is this sort of dialogue good or bad for CUK ?

Milan.