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richard-af replied

4 August 2007, 17:09
Originally posted by cailin maith

Great, thanks for clearing that up for me.... she had a big nose too!

Still has.
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richard-af replied

4 August 2007, 17:08
Black Light is simply UV. It's an Americanism.
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Diver replied

4 August 2007, 08:27
Originally posted by PRC1964

Eh? WTF is a black light then?

Black light, also known as Wood's light, is a common name for a lightbulb that emits electromagnetic radiation in the ultraviolet spectrum

HTH
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PRC1964 replied

3 August 2007, 16:14
A cat's urine glows under a black light.

Eh? WTF is a black light then?
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wendigo100 replied

3 August 2007, 16:12
Originally posted by Swiss Tony

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Good point. What's the point of a 30 minute orgasm if you don't enjoy it?

Then again, if you are shagging a pig I don't suppose you would enjoy it...
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BA to the Stars replied

3 August 2007, 13:52
Originally posted by richard-af

If the tree's on Hampstead Heath, you may be in luck.
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richard-af replied

3 August 2007, 13:50
Originally posted by zathras

You as well, Count yourself lucky. I am stuck copying clients website applications to a new server and setting them up. It would be more interesting to be bored up a tree!

If the tree's on Hampstead Heath, you may be in luck.
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cailin maith replied

3 August 2007, 13:49
Originally posted by richard-af

Rebecca Loos: Erstwhile Posh & Becks nanny, who spilt her guts to anyone who'd listen (and pay) about her affair with Goldenballs. Uber whore, and pig semen expert.

Great, thanks for clearing that up for me.... she had a big nose too!
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zathras replied

3 August 2007, 13:48
Originally posted by cailin maith

Someone please tell me something exciting to perk up this cr*ppy friday afternoon!

You as well, Count yourself lucky. I am stuck copying clients website applications to a new server and setting them up. It would be more interesting to be bored up a tree!
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richard-af replied

3 August 2007, 13:48
Originally posted by cailin maith

eh?

Rebecca Loos: Erstwhile Posh & Becks nanny, who spilt her guts to anyone who'd listen (and pay) about her affair with Goldenballs. Uber whore, and pig semen expert.
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cailin maith replied

3 August 2007, 13:26
Ah - another CUK coupling.....
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cailin maith replied

3 August 2007, 13:02
Originally posted by richard-af

Reminds me: did Rebecca Loos and the pig ever date?

eh?
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richard-af replied

3 August 2007, 13:00
Reminds me: did Rebecca Loos and the pig ever date?
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cailin maith replied

3 August 2007, 12:56
Originally posted by Maxamus

i can do that

ummmmmm 'course you can sweetheart!
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Maxamus replied

3 August 2007, 12:54
i can do that
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