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Previously on "Is She the New High Flying Professional Slag?"

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  • angusglover
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    Anyone got her number? I do luv a bird that takes it up the glitter...

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  • cykophysh39
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Bet she takes it up the gary ...She looks the sort
    Any bird that takes it up the gary has got to be lovely!!

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  • oraclesmith
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    ..and as if by magic, we're in Light Relief !

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by Clippy
    Nope, it's cos she looks like a goer!
    Definitely will need a willy-bag if you're going to boff her, then

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  • Weltchy
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Bet she takes it up the gary ...She looks the sort
    Originally posted by Clippy
    So do I (thought I was a freak for thinking this).
    Had to do a double take there!!!!!

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    That cuz she exploits her feminine charms to make you feel unthreatened and make her seem so approachable. She's the human equivalent to a black widow spider.
    Nope, it's cos she looks like a goer!

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by Clippy
    So do I (thought I was a freak for thinking this).
    That cuz she exploits her feminine charms to make you feel unthreatened and make her seem so approachable. She's the human equivalent to a black widow spider.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by oraclesmith
    I think she's luvverly !
    So do I (thought I was a freak for thinking this).

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  • sasguru
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    Bet she takes it up the gary ...She looks the sort

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  • oraclesmith
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    I think she's luvverly !

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    That bird that bascally told Suralan to feck off - what do you think?

    I'd love to slap her in the chops with a wet kipper.
    Oi! Cruelty to animals is not on!

    Beating a horse with a fish indeed. Never heard anything like it.

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  • el duder
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    That bird that bascally told Suralan to feck off - what do you think?

    I'd love to slap her in the chops with a wet kipper.

    Who? What?

    Are you drunk?

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  • Kyajae
    started a topic Is She the New High Flying Professional Slag?

    Is She the New High Flying Professional Slag?

    That bird that bascally told Suralan to feck off - what do you think?

    I'd love to slap her in the chops with a wet kipper.

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