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Previously on "How to spot a winker"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by No2politics View Post
    Low hanging fruit!
    Leave MP alone.

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  • No2politics
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    Low hanging fruit!

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  • Cenobite
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    I like the saying that goes: "If you're on a week-long course and you haven't worked out who the biggest twunt is by the end of the first day, then the biggest twunt might be you"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    ... when I get a window.
    Reach out, Socialized the idea

    where is the tear your hair out smilie?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Boney M View Post
    Those that continue to use the latest buzz words, especially those that use them when they clearly dont know the meaning of them.

    Also anyone who uses any variation the of line "I will/we will touchbase...."
    ... when I get a window.

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  • Boney M
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    Those that continue to use the latest buzz words, especially those that use them when they clearly dont know the meaning of them.

    Also anyone who uses any variation the of line "I will/we will touchbase...."

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  • BigRed
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Unless they're a DBA, in which case that's just standard.
    We are renown for our phlegmatic attitude.

    DBAs come in two flavours, Dev DBA = Don't Bother Asking, Prod DBA = Does Bugger All

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    Are you asking for the reason she'd want a threesome, or are you asking whether she wants one at all and made an error in your post?
    ..and yet he doesn't accuse you of being undersexed.

    It was a joke eek, lighten up.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Any winker (and I have seen quite a few) with that stupid slogan of "your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency for me" in their email signature.
    Unless they're a DBA, in which case that's just standard.

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  • No2politics
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    People that finish conversations whilst walking away, talking very loudly and sounding important. Really gets my goat that does.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    (Female in ClientCo's case - can they still be a winker or do we have a special term for lady onanists?)
    Yes (F) but (L) seeing (A) as (P) I'm (S) a (L) gentleman (A) I (P) won't (P) write (E) it (R) here

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    (Female in ClientCo's case - can they still be a winker or do we have a special term for lady onanists?)
    I don't think I ever called a woman a winker, the appropriate ones are usually tossers or merde-bouches


    dont get me started on American women on planes. just dont. winkers



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  • Uncle Albert
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    How to spot a winker?

    Winker

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
    This person who is first to highlight other peoples mistakes
    Yes; I have to deal with one of those every day. Permie, obviously; he wouldn't survive a week in contracting because he'd irritate someone to point of being chucked out on his arse.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    What's your problem with Freemasons?

    Won't they let you join?
    I was invited to years ago but declined. Something of the night about them.

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