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SimonMac replied

5 June 2013, 11:14
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

James Bond hasn't got a title and he's been OHMS for many years!

James Bond has the CMG (Order of St Michael and St George)

HTH
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AtW replied

4 June 2013, 23:03
Originally posted by vetran View Post

work for maj for 12 years.

FTFY
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SueEllen replied

4 June 2013, 21:36
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Idiot.
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vetran replied

4 June 2013, 20:19
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

James Bond hasn't got a title and he's been OHMS for many years!

strange the ex MI5 boss got a Damehood.

Must have upset her Maj, probably tried to boink one of the princesses.
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MaryPoppins replied

4 June 2013, 19:12
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

MaryPoppins If I had a date with you, I'm sure you would be delightful company, and I would be the perfect gentleman

(grovel grovel..)

Idiot.
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darmstadt replied

4 June 2013, 18:35
Originally posted by vetran View Post

no that's just an entry on a register.

If you want titles you either have to slaughter thousands of natives, donate millions to a political party , become a kiddy fiddler in showbiz or work for her maj for 40 years.

James Bond hasn't got a title and he's been OHMS for many years!
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vetran replied

4 June 2013, 18:28
Originally posted by AtW View Post

You might end up getting one if you keep chasing girls half your age...

no that's just an entry on a register.

If you want titles you either have to slaughter thousands of natives, donate millions to a political party , become a kiddy fiddler in showbiz or work for her maj for 40 years.
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AtW replied

4 June 2013, 17:36
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

No I'm afraid I haven't received any titles from the government...

You might end up getting one if you keep chasing girls half your age...
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SueEllen replied

4 June 2013, 17:35
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Did you date her to know that?

She's a woman on CUK so it's obvious.
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AtW replied

4 June 2013, 17:35
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

She has very expensive tastes - you sure you can afford them?

Did you date her to know that?
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SueEllen replied

4 June 2013, 17:33
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

MaryPoppins If I had a date with you, I'm sure you would be delightful company, and I would be the perfect gentleman

(grovel grovel..)

She has very expensive tastes - you sure you can afford them?
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KentPhilip replied

4 June 2013, 17:24
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I think my awful guitar date was with the latter.

MaryPoppins If I had a date with you, I'm sure you would be delightful company, and I would be the perfect gentleman

(grovel grovel..)
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MaryPoppins replied

4 June 2013, 16:03
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Adds an extra twist to Man of Kent or Kentish Man

I think my awful guitar date was with the latter.
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Spacecadet replied

4 June 2013, 15:55
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Poor girl. His name wasn't C.ntPhillip, by any chance?

Adds an extra twist to Man of Kent or Kentish Man
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KentPhilip replied

4 June 2013, 15:52
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Poor girl. His name wasn't C.ntPhillip, by any chance?

Count Philip?

No I'm afraid I haven't received any titles from the government...
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