I'm happy to help the bird in the 3rd picture down out of her quandary.
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There's a new German reality show called 'Jungfrau sucht die große Liebe' which is basically 'Virign looking for a shag' which I think certain people on here could apply for. Here's a couple of candidates:
And the experts, one an Erotic Coach (is that like a Pornobus?) and the other a Porno model:
There are other ****ed up reality shows such as:
Teenie Mutter - Teenage mothers had a shag
The Biggest Loser - Fat Bastards
Land sucht Liebe - Freaks want a shag
Schwer Verliebt - Fat people want a shag
Bauer sucht Frau - Farmer wants a shag
Das Model und der Freak - CUK'er wants a shag
German TV (well, commercial channels anyway) is practically nothing but tulip docu-soaps now. Thank your lucky stars as UK commercial TV is better...
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostTroll will be made up at this news!!
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Another makeover show, you guys are in luck they are looking for sad cases. But how they list disastrous hair dos and cosmetic calamities together
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