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shaunbhoy replied

14 May 2013, 17:55
I'm happy to help the bird in the 3rd picture down out of her quandary.
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darmstadt replied

14 May 2013, 17:53
There's a new German reality show called 'Jungfrau sucht die große Liebe' which is basically 'Virign looking for a shag' which I think certain people on here could apply for. Here's a couple of candidates:

And the experts, one an Erotic Coach (is that like a Pornobus?) and the other a Porno model:

There are other ****ed up reality shows such as:

Teenie Mutter - Teenage mothers had a shag
The Biggest Loser - Fat Bastards
Land sucht Liebe - Freaks want a shag
Schwer Verliebt - Fat people want a shag
Bauer sucht Frau - Farmer wants a shag
Das Model und der Freak - CUK'er wants a shag

German TV (well, commercial channels anyway) is practically nothing but tulip docu-soaps now. Thank your lucky stars as UK commercial TV is better...
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shaunbhoy replied

14 May 2013, 15:26
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

What could have happened in that man's life to make him do that to himself?

Well growing up in Kent can't be much fun!!
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Mich the Tester replied

14 May 2013, 15:07
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Troll will be made up at this news!!

What could have happened in that man's life to make him do that to himself?
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shaunbhoy replied

14 May 2013, 14:10
Troll will be made up at this news!!
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14 May 2013, 14:03
For an orderly queue

Another makeover show, you guys are in luck they are looking for sad cases. But how they list disastrous hair dos and cosmetic calamities together

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