Reply to: She's Back - why was I born so Beautiful

[vetran]

I'm sure yours is better looking then she is.

hey up, get your coat EO, you've pulled

[vetran]

not boasting like, but
I got my little beauty out at a party once , most of my mates were jealous too.

Hostess fainted clean away (I think she got the vapours)

Handsome ferret is he?




Used to know a girl who kept ferrets, she was a laugh.

[Zippy]

The silly bitch has a face like a dropped pie. Oh the irony!

[SandyD]

Why would someone give you poison or an evil gift unless you are that woman?

Oh some extreme health (unhealthy) people seriously believe junk food/sugars etc are poison, its the way they psych themselves to never eat the forbidden fruits...

[SueEllen]

Not if you believe the gift is poison or evil, you wouldn't pass it on...

I would though

Why would someone give you poison or an evil gift unless you are that woman?

[SandyD]

If a "friend" gives you a present you don't want or can't use then you regift it.

You can either do it somewhat truthfully i.e. "I've been given a box of chocolates and I'm allergic to them " or just give it to someone for a present.

Oh and I'm sure in one of her last "articles" she stated she didn't have any female friends because they were all jealous of her beauty.

Not if you believe the gift is poison or evil, you wouldn't pass it on...

I would though

[SueEllen]

OMG.. going to the bathroom at the end of the meal doesn't mean bulimia !!! I was once on a date, had chicken which got stuck between my teeth, so was a bit concerned about the way it looked, so went to the bathroom to clean my teeth and got back ... and my date was making a lot of hints about bulimia

Sometimes men are simple creatures.

[SandyD]

I have known 4 women at least who have done that.

The first 2 someone else pointed it out.

The third I could recognise the symptoms myself. Disappearing to the bog towards the end of a meal was one of them.

It then happened to a very nice lass at work and it wasn't pleasant to see happening.

OMG.. going to the bathroom at the end of the meal doesn't mean bulimia !!! I was once on a date, had chicken which got stuck between my teeth, so was a bit concerned about the way it looked, so went to the bathroom to clean my teeth and got back ... and my date was making a lot of hints about bulimia

[SueEllen]

not boasting like, but
I got my little beauty out at a party once , most of my mates were jealous too.

Hostess fainted clean away (I think she got the vapours)

I'm sure yours is better looking then she is.

[EternalOptimist]

Oh and I'm sure in one of her last "articles" she stated she didn't have any female friends because they were all jealous of her beauty.

not boasting like, but
I got my little beauty out at a party once , most of my mates were jealous too.

Hostess fainted clean away (I think she got the vapours)

[SueEllen]

If a "friend" gives you a present you don't want or can't use then you regift it.

You can either do it somewhat truthfully i.e. "I've been given a box of chocolates and I'm allergic to them " or just give it to someone for a present.

Oh and I'm sure in one of her last "articles" she stated she didn't have any female friends because they were all jealous of her beauty.

[Sysman]

that is quite disturbing.

I have known 4 women at least who have done that.

The first 2 someone else pointed it out.

The third I could recognise the symptoms myself. Disappearing to the bog towards the end of a meal was one of them.

It then happened to a very nice lass at work and it wasn't pleasant to see happening.

[Sysman]

Stupid woman. Obviously the way to stay supermodel thin is to pig all the chocs in one sitting, then go to the bathroom and shove your fingers down your throat...

Ayup. Could have given them someone who would have appreciated them* rather than binning them.

e.g. me

[EternalOptimist]

This has gotta be my inspiraration for my Plan B


A BOOK. yes, I can see it now

'Ladies. How to keep your man and your job. No ***ing diet required'



Chapter 1 - 'Skinny birds - play em like a xylophone or screw 'em?'
Chapter 2 - 'Bulimic birds -Is it time someone brought this up?'
Chapter 3 - 'How to suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe'
Chapter 4 - 'Where Dyson went wrong'
Chapter 5 - 'Removing the bedsheets from the crack of his @rse'

[vetran]

ah missed the sarcasm,

sorry some of us blokes aren't as tuned to bulimia as we should be.