So, how was your weekend?

[OwlHoot]

Was the Wife with Darmstad?

That was a classic, almost .sig material

... and that was when I noticed that there was no glass top on the coffee table

[norrahe]

Went out for my birthday, hired a pub function room, buffet etc and invited a stack of mates to come and get drunk and, when they threw us out, come back to my place and carry on drinking.

I managed until about 2am when I went to the toilet and threw up a few times. Went back downstairs for half an hour and realised I was going to sleep so went back upstairs - got halfway up and passed out. Got woken up by the wife and went upstairs - woke up on the toilet floor. Eventually made it into bed. The party continued until about 4 apparently.

Good party - good fun!

Was the Wife with Darmstad?

[Gibbon]

Went out for my birthday, hired a pub function room, buffet etc and invited a stack of mates to come and get drunk and, when they threw us out, come back to my place and carry on drinking.

I managed until about 2am when I went to the toilet and threw up a few times. Went back downstairs for half an hour and realised I was going to sleep so went back upstairs - got halfway up and passed out. Got woken up by the wife and went upstairs - woke up on the toilet floor. Eventually made it into bed. The party with my wifecontinued until about 4 apparently,and now she's writing a letter to Dear Deidre

Good party - good fun!

oops!

[MyUserName]

Went out for my birthday, hired a pub function room, buffet etc and invited a stack of mates to come and get drunk and, when they threw us out, come back to my place and carry on drinking.

I managed until about 2am when I went to the toilet and threw up a few times. Went back downstairs for half an hour and realised I was going to sleep so went back upstairs - got halfway up and passed out. Got woken up by the wife and went upstairs - woke up on the toilet floor. Eventually made it into bed. The party continued until about 4 apparently.

Good party - good fun!

[norrahe]

How come there are no pubs like that in South Ken?

I'm sure there are, you haven't been looking hard enough

[OwlHoot]

Party time this weeknd in Germany. ...

How come there are no pubs like that in South Ken?

[darmstadt]

Party time this weeknd in Germany. As some of you may know, this weekend has been Fasching (carnival) in Germany which basically started last Wednesday and goes on until, approximately, tomorrow lunch time when the fasting time starts. Anyway, last Wednesday is known as 'Weiberfastnacht' which has origins back in the middle ages but has turned into a big party for women. Two of the main acts that women perpetrate on this day are that they will go around in large groups and accost men. They might pull your trousers down, although that doesn't happen too much one of these days and the other is the cutting off your tie which is why, on this day, most men don't wear a tie to work. What these acts are meant to mean has it origin back in the bad old old days but basically it meant that if a women was found to be with child and that child was begat on that day then the husband could do not a sot about it.

So last Wednesday I found myself in a bar with a great party atmosphere and a lot of women, ranging from young teenagers to grannies with more than a sprinkling of middle aged housewives, all dressed up in costumes of various kinds and practically all pissed as farts. I got talking to 2 women and as the night progressed, the conversation got more and more suggestive until it got to the point that I realised what they were suggesting, yes every red blooded man's dream, the no-holds, no-barred, no-recriminations, one night threesome!

I was a bit apprehensive but, sod it, decided to go laong. The least that can happen is once we get back to the house is everyone is a bit more sober and we call laugh it off and go our seperate ways. Anyway, we get back, open a bottle of wine, put the music on and begin to have a little bit of flirtatious fun until one of them passes out. This made the other lady get even more suggestive and soon we were slowly undressing and about to get down to those acts which you only ever read about in Razzle.

Making myself more comfortable on the settee, I pushed the coffee table out of the way when she asked if I liked the kinky stuff. Personally I have never done the kinky stuff but I know Germans are a bit into it so thought, bugger it, why not. So she asked if I could lie under the coffee table and she would crouch on top and perfrom some acts. This got me a bit worried and she could sense that but insisted that she would not do anything that upset me, so I agreed. Lying under the coffee table I could see everything that she was doing and although it was interesting, it wasn't that interesting. She could see that things weren't looking up and asked if I would like to see her pooping! That got my interest as it is something that I never want to see but she cajoled and insinuated what was to come so I thought, why not, at least I can post a one in a lifetime experience on CUK. So acquiescing, she began to strain and that was when I noticed that there was no glass top on the coffee table...

[Pondlife]

Wasn't too bad, thanks for asking.

Found a new shop that does cheap outdoorsy clothes, ideal for walking the pooch in the current climate.

Bit of pottering about and took diving regs to be serviced.

Went to a local tapas place on Sunday evening for a nice bit of charcuteria and a cheeky bottle of red.

6.5/10

[Lockhouse]

Saturday was out delivering UKIP leaflets in Eastleigh (in rubbish weather) then off to dinner with the Missus. Sunday morning spent in the workshop building a steam engine kit with the Father-in-Law. The afternoon went to lunch with friends and that turned into a decent session. Was out last night as well so still not recovered.

How about you?

[SimonMac]

Did someone ask yesterday?

I missed that one.

Nope, just wondered if this was a "I've had a long weekend so screw you" thread

[norrahe]

Rugby and beer mostly, mixed in with some house viewings.

[Pondlife]

Did someone ask yesterday?

I missed that one.

[SimonMac]

Aren't you a day late?

[Pondlife]

Did you get up to anything exciting?